Monday, three days before Thanksgiving, 10:34 pm – my apartment in Gramercy
In a spirit of nostalgia for the holidays of our youth, I invite my brother that he and my sister-in-law come over a few hours early for Thanksgiving dinner to have pigs in a blanket, just like mom would always make when we were kids. good idea.
Tuesday, two days before Thanksgiving, noonish – Trader Joe’s
Stop 1 of my pre-holiday shopping. Purchase crescent rolls. There are no TJ-branded knock-off little smokies. No sweat, was planning to get them at Westside market anyway.
Tuesday, two days before Thanksgiving, 7:30 pm ish – Whole Foods
Stop 2 of my pre-holiday shopping. Decide not to buy the “healthy” (I guess, maybe) mini sausages that they sell at Whole Foods because I made that mistake last year, and they tasted awful. Ya live you learn. Planning to buy these at Westside Market anyway. Wait in the 40 minute check-out line for other purchases. Not an import part of this epic, but sharing anyway.
Wednesday, Thanksgiving-Eve, 7:39 am – Westside Market
In an act of sheer brilliance, I have decide to get myself up and out early in order to get my shopping completed before the rush begins. TWIST: Completely unable to find lit’l smokies in the store. I ask two different people about them, and am met with expressions of sheer confusion. “You know…” I say, “the little sausages you use to make pigs in a blanket.” This apparently explains nothing.
Wednesday, Thanksgiving-Eve, 7:49 am – Grace’s Marketplace
In an effort to avoid having to go to the Food Emporium, one of those typical chain grocery stores that are inexplicably crazy expensive in NYC, I decide to try Grace’s. Also no lit’l smokies. Am beginning to wonder if pigs-in-a-blanket is an exclusively southern thing?
Wednesday, Thanksgiving-Eve, 7:59 am – Walgreens
Worth a shot, right? Alas, no.
Wednesday, Thanksgiving-Eve, 8:18 am – The Food Emporium
So.. turns out the Food Emporium is permanently closed. RIP over-priced grocery store. After a little panic iphone googling, I discover that they sell lit’l smokies at Target. Only not at my Target in the East Village. Or at the Target in Kips Bay. But if I go to the Upper East Side…
Wednesday, Thanksgiving-Eve, 8:44 am – Target, the 86th and Lexington
Hurrah! Lit’l smokies! Probably should buy 2 packages just in case! Also got this sweet selfie where I perfectly captured the spirit of the Target Dog Statue:
Wednesday, Thanksgiving-Eve, 9:14 am – Home sweet home
Well, an hour and 40 minutes + 2 subways fares, later I return, triumphant, with the lit’l smokies (also with a sweatshirt that says Santa Baby (that Siren, Target!). Probably was worth it. Here’s hoping that my brother and sister-in-law actually decide to come early on Thanksgiving. TBD.